Quotes about girls and guys!

Funny picked quotes!

Published on July 25, 2004 By blondelife In Humor

flip flops..belly tops..lemonade om the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

Calling guys dogs gives a bad name to dogs! Dogs are cute, sensitive, and fun! Call guys....mosquitos! Nobody likes them!
boys are great.... bananas are better!
guys should be like kleenex. soft, strong, and disposable
From lip gloss to lacrosse Sweet talking to skateboarding Me and my girls are so damn fine!
a bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is part of a tree, a tree is a part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so the next time you call me a bitch THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT
Pissy Mood Syndrome
of course i'm not as busy as the boys, i did everything right the first time
guys are like tissues, once you've used them, they're just no good anymore
~~Diamonds are pretty...., so are pearls........, but nothings more pretty than me and my gurls~~
MENtal pain MENtal anxiety MENstrual cramps All of our problems start with MEN!!!!
men might be the head of the house but women are the necks and can turn the head any way they want
ARE YOU ADDRESSING ME!?! WELL LICK IT, PUT A STAMP ON IT AND SEND IT TO SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT!
God created man, then he had a better idea.
Guys are like a parking lot, all the good ones are taken.
The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs
girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~
what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!!
Daddy's little girl! But not the girl that daddy knew, Daddy never had a clue!
me n my girls be shakin our hips why the guys be lickin there lips and the girls they wanna be us and the guys just want to freak us
YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?
until water cant be boiled, i will always be very spoiled !
Guys r Players... and thats a fact... Dont fall n love... just play 'em back!!
If women were made to chase men, dont you think god would have made them worth chasing?!?
I'm SwEeT as HeAvEn, I'm HoT as HeLl, I'm the FiNeSt GuRl, as U can TeLL!!!
A gIrLs GoTa Do WhAt A gIrLs GoTa Do, BuTa BoY GoTa Do WhAt A gIrL wAnTs HiM tO dO!!!!
sexy, sweet, hard to beat pretty kewl rule this school knock um dead with ure looks were popular and got them hooked
TGIF~ Thank God Im Female
sum guyz are like gum, they loze their flava. othas are like ice cream, you save'm for lata
A wise man once said,"I don't know go ask a woman"

Comments

carebear07

on Aug 03, 2004

Let me guess, you got these from firehotquotes didn't you? Ha! I'm so good!! lol

~carebear~

blondelife

on Aug 04, 2004

No you are wrong. lol. no that is right. lol.

~blondelife~

Sally jacobs

on Aug 04, 2004

That was fab!

~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

That explains it, thanks

blondelife

on Aug 04, 2004

your welcome lol! there are some better ones than that too.lol

~blondelife~

carebear07

on Aug 05, 2004

Yeah I like that one too Sally!

~carebear~

blondelife

on Aug 05, 2004

ashley you know all of them though. lol

~blondelife~

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